Conan still appears f*cked. Rich and f*cked, but nonetheless. Until FOX comes along (one hopes!) NBC, I hope you are satisfied with yourself. Even Emmy-queen Mariska Hargitay is annoyed with you.
Tiger is reportedly pulling a Duchovny and entering sex rehab. Wow, how the mighty have fallen. At least Dave has Californication to blame.
Pacey … I’m sorry, Peter Bishop … I mean, Joshua Jackson, continues to steal the hearts of millions with his sweet and seemingly sincere nature. Diane Kruger has a fatwa on her head somewhere.
Jeff “Kinicki” Conway took a serious tumble and fears for his life. Worse news? Dr. Drew continues to “treat” him. Worst news? Jeff appears to still be with that codependent, marginally vampiric nightmare of a train wreck, Vikki.
And 2010 isn’t starting off great as far as the celebrity death toll is concerned. Dennis Hopper, star of Easy Rider, Blue Velvet, Speed, and more (ahem … Super Mario Bros.) is battling late-stage prostate cancer. And to ensure quality time with his children, he is divorcing his fifth wife. Wait – what?
Idol is back tonight with auditions from Chicago. Didn’t watch the Lambert-Allen-fest last year, but have to tune back in now that it’s Simon’s swan song. So far from the first two nights, I’m digging Maddy (sweet 16-year old with the special-needs brothers), Jermaine (church-singing lad who cares for his sick Mom) and Justin (Mormon cancer survivor).
xoxo,
Lucy Glib
